Showing posts with label Kollywood. Show all posts
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Monday, September 27, 2010

Bhaktha Prahallathan

Bhaktha Prahallathan
Aandava…Please make it happen this time”, prayed Prahallathan standing outside Rajeshwari temple near his Vadapalani office. His elder sister is reaching her mid 30s and the ‘society’ was doing its share to make sure that he was reminded of this fact every other day. Devi was not getting any younger, and Prahallathan Varathachari Ramanujan, or PVR as he was fondly called, was losing patience as this is not clearing his way in getting married to his long time girl friend Kamala.
For him it absolutely had to happen this year. This was almost a make or break for him. He got another chance after the unsuccessful attempt a few years before.

PVR did everything that was possible in his reach to make it happen and in fact came very close in finalizing things three years before. As the other party was living near Kasi, and wanted to meet him in a public place, he took the trip to Kasi three years before with enormous hopes. To his bad luck, Kasi was flooded with devotees right from 4 AM and they diverted all the traffic leading to that place. All he got to see was the Abishekam of the Urchavar, as he stood outside and did his Prarthana. Moolavar was far from his reach! That alliance did not materialize.
He is not going to let others keep speaking about his ‘situation’ this time. He went to multiple astrologers to find out why things are not working out after all his efforts.
Kaazhiyoor Narayanan’ guaranteed that he will succeed in his attempts this weekend, if he performed the ‘raaghu kaala pooja’ for Surian and Chandiran.
Lucky Stone Lingeshwaran’ suggested that wearing Emerald on his right index finger would bring him good charm.
Vaasthu Varadharajan’ had his own doubts. Since this was no laughing matter that Prahallathan was dealing with, he compulsorily told that there should be a laughing Buddha kept at the entrance of his house for his efforts to succeed.
Praahellaetheen’ did everything he could. Yup, he did not miss to visit ‘Numerology 7Malai’ as well. Subamuhurtham Soundarapaandi’ marked 4:00 AM to 4:30 AM as the best time to go out for this particular search.
Finally, the day Prahallathan was waiting for had arrived. He was up at 3 AM, took the customary oil bath, got blessings from his parents, said not to worry to his sister and got out of the house at 4:00 AM sharp. By the time he reached the venue, there were already 100 people ahead of him. He dodged the line and got into the top 10. He finally made it!!
Prahallathan couldn’t believe it actually happened this time. It was all like a Mayajaal to him. He finally got his tickets for the first day first show for his Thalaivar’s Enthiran – The Robot!
Three years before, his attempt at getting the tickets for Sivaji – The Boss was unsuccessful and he made up for that! Now he can watch both the Paalabishekam for the Urchavar cutout and also see the Aarthi for the Moolavar, when his thalaivar appears on the screen! He cannot wait for his ‘Robo’Valli in just a week!!
For Bhaktha Prahallathan, his Thalaivar was God and the theaters in Chennai [ (AVM)Rajeshwari, Devi, Kamala, Kasi, Prarthana, Suriyan, Chandiran and Mayajaal ] were the temples that screen them!

Inspired by Appa’s vaitherichal Idea :) His work is available HERE and HERE.

Tuesday, September 08, 2009

Funny Tamil One Liners

Funny Tamil One Liners (தமிழ் காமெடி பஞ்ச்)



Here is a collection of ma favorite comedy one liners from Tamil Cinema. Apparently Goundamani and Vadivelu fill up most of my memory.

Feel if I have missed some? Comment it out!

Goundamani

1. arasiyal vazhkaila ithellam sagajamappa!
2. Narayana...intha kosu thollai thanga mudillada
3. start meesik!
4. Onnu intha irruku...Unnunu enga?
5. Pera paaru....Sangoothara vayasala Sangeeetha
6. Athu enda enna paathu antha kelvi ketta?
7. Vadi partasarathy...
8. Enga villan varapo kai thatreenga? -- ithu tha padathula oru turrning pointu
9. Dai appa...unnala ore oru nanmada...vazhka poora nan current bill katnathillada
10. Naangalavathu ungakita sollitu than vanthom...neeennga
11. Dai thaadi..25 varusham kazhichu un vazkaila kabi..kabi nadanthurukunu roma thullatha?
12. petromas light-ey thaan venuma? intha theepanddam ellam koluthikka koodatha?
13. Intha world lileye car vechurukara karagata troop nammuluthu than
14. Hey inga poosu...inga poosu...Ganda kannalagi
15. Hey take the tontiphy
16. Dai kidna naaye..avlolam kuduka mudiyathu
17. Nee sonna vaakiyatha thanjavore kalvetula eludhi vachitu neeyum pakkathula utkanthuko.....unnaku pinadi vara santhathikal atha paathu thelivaa naadhukuvanga...
18. shhh...Mother poranga -- Yaaru namma ammangla -- No, Mother Superior -- Ooo Supaari paaku poduvangala?
19. Dai kidna naaye..avlolam kuduka mudiyathu
20. pen paathukarathu thaarathoda thagapanar....Pen Paathu udrathu thaarathoda thaayar
21. Aalaaparu....Manasula Michael Jackson thangachi nu nenapu
22. Cinema nadigai soppanasundariya yaaru vechuruka nu kekaran
23. Suriyana suttathu yaaru? Hee He..Suriyana yaarum suda mudiyathu sir..Suriya veppam than nammala sudum.

Vadivelu

1. Vanthutaanya....Vanthutaaya
2. Room pottu yosipaangalo?
3. Enna vechu comedy keemedy pannalaiye?
4. Ennaku risk edukarathellam rask saapudramathiri
5. Thaniya poi keeta athu thagararu---Thanniya pottu poi ketta athu varalaru
6. Enna poramaiya.....Liggghtttta
7. Yov..naanum rowdi thaanya...Ennayum jeepla yethu

Vivek

1. Figure a paatha udne Friend a cut pannitiyeda
2. Neenga verum daasa...illa laad labaku dasa?
3. Epdi irruntha nan ipdi aaiten
4. Padhil sonna prize oru kodi...Enga aalunga adicha nee dead body


Other
1. Rendaayiram....Naalayiram.....Ettayiram....Mama Biskothu! (Pandiyarajan)
2. Engiyoo poitenga sir (Janagaraj)
3. Thraaambi...(Veniradai Moorthi)
4. Anee....thula epdine light eriyum?(Senthil)